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I Need A Doctor
E.L Patten
Fashion Graduate. London
Lover of art, design,fashion, tattoos, music and minimalism

busy being a domestic goddess…lemon and mascarpone tart on the go as we speak

my life has reached a whole new low…i’m considering eating a pot noodle

today

  • i had a nice lie in
  • went swimming
  • got a conformation that my job application for the photographers gallery was received
  • i had a lovely lunch
  • had an afternoon nap
  • and mum is bringing fish and chips home for dinner

apparently being unemployed means your life revolves around hope, sleep and food

i have bagels

with Boursin and salad…there is a god

grossmary: minimalist toppings suck
  • me:oh look at that cake
  • me:no don't do it
  • me:yes why do you even care you're going to die anyway
  • me:no, i'm not going to eat it
  • me:just think about how meaningless your life is. it's really it's just a cake
  • me:ok fuck it *eats entire cake*
my house mate just made some aammmmaaazzing cookies! best hangover day ever!
  • Me:oh my god this is better than sex
  • Helen:what...costings and cookie dough?
fat bastards now have cider
I love eating food off cardboard, it means we don’t have to wash up
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